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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • DANCE YOUR FUCKING FLAPS OFF! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Did you know, Your eyebrows are the same colour as your pubes? Card

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • PENS

  • DO NOT CHEW ITS BEEN UP MY ARSE FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • Calendars 2023

  • Dog Fails Calendar 2023

  • $11.99
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  • PENS

  • DON’T BE A PRICK FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • Don’t Expect Fuck All – This card cost a couple of quid

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • THANK YOU CARDS

  • DON’T LET SHIT CUNTS DRAG YOU DOWN CARD

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  • PENS

  • DON’T TOUCH MY CUNTING PEN FUNNY NOVELTY

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  • GET WELL SOON, SELF ISOLATING RANGE

  • DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS I’M UNABLE TO VISIT YOU, SELF ISOLATION CARD

  • $3.25 – $4.75
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • EAT ME CAT’S TONGUE VALENTINE’S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • Emoji Card – Happy Birthday Ball Bag

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • Emoji Cards – Happy Birthday Card Bell End

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