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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • 100% JUICE. NO SEEDS. HAPPY VASECTOMY card

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CHOOSE AGE

  • 18th Birthday Card – Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

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  • MAGNETS

  • 2 X FAT CUNT FRIDGE MAGNETS

  • $2.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CHRISTMAS CARDS, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • 2020. WHAT A LOAD OF OLD BOLLOCKS THAT WAS NEW YEAR CARD

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  • NOTEBOOKS, PENS

  • 4 RANDOM PENS FOR £5.00!

  • $5.00 – $9.50
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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • 9 months in the tum, you should’ve taken it up the bum! pregnancy card

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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  • CHRISTMAS CARDS

  • A GINGER CUNT IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS

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  • A GINGER IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE’S, ANNIVERSARY.

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

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  • LEAVING CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • ABOUT FUCKING TIME Leaving Card

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  • AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART MOTHER’S DAY CARD

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  • FATHER'S DAY CARDS

  • AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART PISS OFF FATHER’S DAY CARD

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  • FATHER'S DAY CARDS

  • AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART PISS/FUCK SIBLING/S OFF FATHER’S DAY CARD

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – You Miserable Twat

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – Cunty Chops

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – I will love you even When it Shrivels Up

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – I will love you even When You Start smelling of Piss

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – Surprised you haven’t stabbed each other yet

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – Surprised you lasted this long

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – To the best pair of cunts I know

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – You miserable pair of Cunts

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – You still make my tits tingle

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • APPY VALENTINE’S SUGAR TITS NESSA CARD

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  • AUDI CUNT CARD

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • BEEF CURTAINS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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  • LEAVING CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • BEST LEAVING CARD EVER! SPEECH BUBBLES & QUOTES

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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • BESTEST CUNT CARD

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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • BFF – FRIENDS ARE LIKE ORGASMS

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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • BFF Best Fuck Buddy Forever VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

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  • Bike Wanker card

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CHOOSE AGE

  • BIRTHDAY CARD – 30, 40, 50, 60 YEARS OLD AND YOU’RE STILL A CUNT

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • BIRTHDAY CARD – ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND STILL A MASSIVE CUNT

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • Birthday Card – Rim?

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, SCRATCH CARD RANGE, SCRATCH OFF CARDS

  • BIRTHDAY MINI SCRATCH CARD – YOU’RE A CUNT

  • $2.00
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, MULTI-PACK CARDS

  • BIRTHDAY PISS CARDS MULTI-PACK x 5

  • $13.00
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  • STICKERS

  • BIRTHDAY WANKER STICKERS!

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  • BMW CUNT CARD

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • BOLLOCKS TO YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD

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  • PENS

  • BUY YOUR OWN CUNTING PEN FUNNY NOVELTY

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • BYE CUNT leaving card

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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • CALL OF DUTY XBox Card – COD cunt – We all know one..

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • CALM YOUR FLAPS! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, SELF ISOLATING RANGE

  • CAN’T WAIT TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE CWTCH WELSH CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, WEDDING / ENGAGEMENT CARDS

  • Cant get better than a folded Piece of Card

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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Cats are Evil Cunts Card

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  • Calendars 2023

  • Cats with cash calendar 2023

  • $11.99
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • CHEERS CUNT CARD

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  • CHRISTMAS CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF FUNNY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • MULTI-PACK CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS CARD MULTI-PACK 5 x MEGA FLAPS

  • $13.00 – $22.00
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CHRISTMAS CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS IS MY SECOND FAVOURITE C WORD CHRISTMAS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • SCRATCH CARD RANGE, SCRATCH OFF CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS MINI SCRATCH CARD – Blow job / No Cunting Way!

  • $1.50
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  • MULTI-PACK CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS MULTI-PACK 5 x “MERRY CUNTING CHRISTMAS”

  • $13.00 – $22.00
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  • MULTI-PACK CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS MULTI-PACK 5 x “MONEY IS TIGHT TIMES ARE HARD, HERE’S A SHIT CARD”

  • $13.00 – $22.00
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  • MULTI-PACK CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS MULTI-PACK 5 x MIXED PACK 1

  • $13.00
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  • MULTI-PACK CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS MULTI-PACK 5 x MIXED PACK 2

  • $13.00 – $22.00
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  • CHRISTMAS QUEEF FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • CHRISTMAS QUIM FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, SCRATCH CARD RANGE, SCRATCH OFF CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS SCRATCH CARD – Merry Cunting Christmas, Blow job?

  • $5.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, SCRATCH CARD RANGE, SCRATCH OFF CARDS

  • CHRISTMAS SCRATCH CARD – Merry Cunting Christmas, you’re a cunt!

  • $5.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Cockwomble Card

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB, THANK YOU CARDS, WEDDING / ENGAGEMENT CARDS

  • Congratu-cunting-lations Card (congratulations)

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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Congratulations Card – on passing your driving test – another cunt on the road

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations Card pregnancy – baby shower, cant wait to teach your baby their first swear word

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations Card pregnancy – Hooray! you’re up the Duff, hope it doesn’t turn out to be an ugly cunt, like you!

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations Card pregnancy – hope you don’t get stitches in your twat

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations Card pregnancy – MILF IN THE MAKING

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations Card pregnancy – TWINS HOLY FUCK!

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations Card pregnancy – YAY! YOU’RE LEAVING FOR MATERNITY!

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations on being a bellend – You Park like a cunt

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations on the Birth of your Baby Card – Commiserations to your Minge

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations on the Birth of your Cuntling – Commiserations to your Minge

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • CONGRATULATIONS on your new job card – I’ll give it 6 months

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • CONGRATULATIONS on your new job card – try not to fuck this one up

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations on Your Pregnancy – Hope you don’t Shit yourself During Labour

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations on your pregnancy and on keeping the real father’s name a secret card

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card – Your Minge is going to be in Tatters

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • CONGRATULATIONS on your promotion – how many cocks did you suck to get that?

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • CONGRATULATIONS on your promotion – Now you get paid even more to be a cunt

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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Congratulations passing your driving test – About fucking time too!

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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • Congratulations pregnancy – here’s to having massive boobs

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • CRAZY TITS – ALL OCCASION CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • CUNT BALLOON BIRTHDAY CARD

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, PERSONALISED CUSTOM

  • CUNT CARD – UPLOAD YOUR OWN PIC / PHOTO / IMAGE / PERSONALISED

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT! ( stick stick ) CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • BADGES

  • CUNT HEART RED BADGE 3 for 2!

  • $2.85
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • Cunt in Heart – Anniversary / Valentine card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • CUNT LIVE WITHOUT YOU VALENTINE’S CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • STICKERS

  • CUNT OF THE WEEK STICKERS!

  • $3.00 – $10.00
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • CUNT OF THE YEAR TROPHY – any occasion card

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • STICKERS

  • CUNT STICKERS!

  • $3.00 – $10.00
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  • GET WELL SOON, SELF ISOLATING RANGE

  • CUNTAGIOUS SELF ISOLATION CARD

  • $3.25 – $4.75
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB, LEAVING CARDS

  • CUNTGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A PENSIONER

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • PENS

  • CUSTOMERS AREN’T ALWAYS RIGHT, SOMETIMES THEY’RE CUNTS PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, FAMILY

  • DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • DANCE YOUR FUCKING FLAPS OFF! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Did you know, Your eyebrows are the same colour as your pubes? Card

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • PENS

  • DO NOT CHEW ITS BEEN UP MY ARSE FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • Calendars 2023

  • Dog Fails Calendar 2023

  • $11.99
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  • PENS

  • DON’T BE A PRICK FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • Don’t Expect Fuck All – This card cost a couple of quid

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • THANK YOU CARDS

  • DON’T LET SHIT CUNTS DRAG YOU DOWN CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • PENS

  • DON’T TOUCH MY CUNTING PEN FUNNY NOVELTY

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • GET WELL SOON, SELF ISOLATING RANGE

  • DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS I’M UNABLE TO VISIT YOU, SELF ISOLATION CARD

  • $3.25 – $4.75
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • EAT ME CAT’S TONGUE VALENTINE’S, ANNIVERSARY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • Emoji Card – Happy Birthday Ball Bag

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • Emoji Cards – Happy Birthday Card Bell End

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • Emoji Cards – Happy Birthday Card Wanker Wanchor

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • WEDDING / ENGAGEMENT CARDS

  • Engagement / Wedding Card – Two Cunts Together Forever

  • $3.50 – $5.75
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  • WEDDING / ENGAGEMENT CARDS

  • Engagement and Wedding Card – Congratulations Cunt Bags

  • $3.50 – $5.75
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  • WEDDING / ENGAGEMENT CARDS

  • Engagement and Wedding Card – Hope you have a Shit Life Together

  • $3.50 – $5.75
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  • WEDDING / ENGAGEMENT CARDS

  • Engagement Card – Officially Take a shit In Front of Each Other

  • $3.50 – $5.75
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • EVEN CUNTS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • EVEN JESUS THINKS YOU’RE A CUNT – any occasion card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, LEAVING CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • EVEN MERMAIDS THINKS YOU’RE A CUNT

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, SELF ISOLATING RANGE

  • EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T SEE YOU ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY, I STILL THINK YOU’RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

  • $3.25 – $4.75
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, SELF ISOLATING RANGE

  • EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T SEE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I STILL THINK YOU’RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

  • $3.25 – $4.75
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  • GET WELL SOON, SELF ISOLATING RANGE

  • EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T SEE YOU, I STILL THINK YOU’RE A CUNT SELF ISOLATION CARD

  • $3.25 – $4.75
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • EVEN THOUGH I’M VEGAN, I’D STILL EAT YOUR MEAT! Anniversary / Valentine’s Card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • EVEN TWATS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, LEAVING CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • EVEN YOUR DOG THINKS YOU’RE A CUNT FUNNY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • NOTEBOOKS

  • EVERYONE CAN JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF NOTEBOOK / NOTEPAD

  • $9.00
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  • FANCY A BIRTHDAY RIMMING CARD

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  • Funny Fathers Day Card Happy Fucking Fathers Day you cunt! its because of you I swear so much

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  • Funny Fathers Day Card Mum!

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  • Funny Get Well Soon card. Hypochondriac

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  • $13.00
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  • MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND HEALTHY AND NEVER SMELL OF PISS

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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • $3.00 – $10.00
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  • MIDDLE FINGER FUCK OFF funny Christmas Card

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  • $6.50
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  • $16.50
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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • New home / Moving in – GOOD LUCK WITH THE MOVE, HOPE YOUR NEW NEIGHBOURS AREN’T DICK HEADS

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • New home / Moving in – GOOD LUCK WITH THE MOVE, HOPE YOUR NEW NEIGHBOURS AREN’T SHIT CUNTS

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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • New home / moving in card – MORTGAGE WANKERS

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $5.25
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  • $4.50 – $5.25
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  • $5.25
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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • NO AMOUNT OF TATTOOS WILL HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE A MASSIVE CUNT- any occasion

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE A FOLDED PIECE OF CARD

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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OBSCENITY MYSTERY BOX (there’s a swear on everything!)

  • $37.70
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  • FATHER'S DAY CARDS

  • OF ALL THE BALL SACKS IN ALL THE WORLD, I\M SOGLAD I WAS WHIPPED UP IN YOURS Funny Fathers Day Card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFF YOU FUCK! FUNNY LEAVING CARD

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OH IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE A PINT, OF WINE NESSA BIRTHDAY CARD

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • OLD BALLS FUNNY CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ON OUR WEDDING DAY, LET’S GROW OLD AND FAT TOGETHER

  • $3.50 – $5.00
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, PERSONALISED CUSTOM

  • ONLY CUNTS ARE CALLED CARD – ADD ANY NAME!

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • ONLY CUNTS DON’T HAVE TATTOOS CARD

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • PASTY BASHER Funny Card

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • PENBLWYDD HAPUS CONT (cunt) – WELSH CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • PEOPLE ARE CUNTS FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • MOVING HOME CARDS, PERSONALISED CUSTOM

  • Personalise it! New home / Moving in – CONGRATS ON THE NEW GAFF, TAKE A DUMP

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • PERSONALISE YOUR CARD – FILL YOUR FUCKING BOOTS!

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • Personalised Burlap Christmas Santa Sack

  • $14.99
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  • Personalised Cunt of the Year Burlap Christmas Sack

  • $14.99
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  • Personalised magnificent bastard Burlap Christmas Santa Sack

  • $14.99
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  • Personalised miserable old burlap Christmas sack

  • $14.99
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  • Personalised rude burlap Christmas Sack

  • $14.99
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  • Personalised sugar tits Burlap Christmas Sack

  • $14.99
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  • PIERS MORGAN FUNNY VALENTINES ANNIVERSARY CARD – I WONT WALK OUT ON YOU

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • PISSY PANTS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • PLEASE DON’T COME BACK Leaving Card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • NOTEBOOKS

  • PROPERTY OF A GINGER CUNT NOTEBOOK / NOTEPAD

  • $7.00 – $8.00
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Queen Cunt card – for any occasion

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • STICKERS

  • RESIDENT PARKING ONLY YOU CUNT STICKERS!

  • $3.45 – $10.45
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • Retirement Card – Commiserations to your wife (or husband)

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • Retirement Card – Thank fuck! As much use as Tits on a Fish

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT’S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • Roses are red, and also pink, two in the foo, one in the stink! FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES ARE RED, HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE ON THEIR OWN. VALENTINE’S CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES ARE RED, I’M SHIT AT POETRY I LOVE YOUR “CHOOSE WORD” FUNNY ANNIVERSARY VALENTINES CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • Roses are red, My Mind is twisted, bend over love, you’re about to get fisted!

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ROSES ARE RED, YOU ARE A CUNT AND YOU’RE LOVED BY ONE TOO VALENTINES DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES RED – I USE MY HAND WHEN I THINK OF YOU FUNNY VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES RED I HAVE CHLAMYDIA AND NOW YOU DO TOO. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • CHRISTMAS CARDS

  • Saint Nicolas Cage funny Christmas Card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • SANTA CAN’T SAY HO HO HO BECAUSE IT’S OFFENSIVE TOU YOUR MOM CHRISTMAS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • MOTHER'S DAY CARDS, SCRATCH CARD RANGE, SCRATCH OFF CARDS

  • SCRATCH OFF CARDS! HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY. GRANDCHILD? ONLY JOKING

  • $4.50 – $5.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, SCRATCH CARD RANGE, SCRATCH OFF CARDS

  • SCRATCH-OFF CARDS! DID YOU KNOW? YOU’RE A CUNT X 3

  • $5.25
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  • SECRET SANTA CHRISTMAS PENS!

  • $1.95 – $4.75
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  • CHRISTMAS CARDS, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SHAKE YOUR FLAPS IT’S CHRISTMAS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SHIT EYEBROWS – ALL OCCASION CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SHIT TO DO LIST – BUY THAT CUNT A BIRTHDAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • SHIT TO DO LIST – BUY THAT CUNT A VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • CHRISTMAS CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SION CONT NADOLIG LLAWEN CYMRAEG WELSH CHRISTMAS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, PERSONALISED CUSTOM

  • SLAG CARD – UPLOAD YOUR OWN PIC / PHOTO / IMAGE / PERSONALISED

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, TIGER KING!, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SLATHER YOU IN SARDINE OIL FEED YOU TO MY MASSIVE PUSSY CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BADGES

  • SMALL YOU’RE FUCKED FORTUNE COOKIE ENAMEL BADGE PIN

  • $5.55
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SMASH MY GASH Funny Card

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SMITHY’S INDIAN LIST, CHICKEN BHUNA… CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SNIP SNIP HOORAY! Funny Vasectomy card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SO LONG SWIMMERS! Funny Vasectomy card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • So Sad you’re Leaving card (office, Co-workers, Retirement)

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Sorry you didn’t pass your A Levels card, we all know you’re a thick cunt

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • SORRY YOU’RE LEAVING CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • Sorry you’re Leaving Card – Judas Cunt (office worker, co-worker, retirement)

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • SORRY YOU’RE LEAVING, FUCKING TRAITOR

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SORRY YOU’RE LOSING THE BEST EXCUSE FOR ANAL! Funny Vasectomy card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • STEVIE WONDER – EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU Funny Birthday card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • PENS

  • STOP COPYING MY SHIT YOU THICK CUNT FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • STICKERS

  • STOP PARKING LIKE A DICK STICKERS!

  • $3.45 – $10.45
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • STUCK UP BITCH – ALL OCCASION CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BADGES

  • SUPER CUNT BLUE BADGE 3 for 2!

  • $2.85
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  • BADGES

  • SUPER TWAT BLUE BADGE 3 for 2!

  • $2.85
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SWEAR TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, PERFECT MAN!

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SWEAR TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, PERFECT WOMAN!

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Sweary Insulting Offensive card for her

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Sweary Insulting Offensive card for him

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • SWEARY SOCKS

  • SWEARY SOCKS

  • $6.00
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  • MULTI-PACK CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANK YOU CARDS MULTI-PACK x 5

  • $13.00
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  • THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANK YOU FOR BEING A TOP CUNT CARD

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANK YOU FOR BEING MY BESTEST CUNTIEST FRIEND

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANK YOU FOR FEEDING MY CAT (NOT KILLING)

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • FATHER'S DAY CARDS

  • THANK YOU FOR NOT LETTING ME DRY UP IN YOUR SOCK FATHER’S DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • Thank you for swiping right – Anniversary / Valentine card – Tinder

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANKS BITCH – FUNNY THANK YOU CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANKS CUNT – FUNNY THANK YOU CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANKS CUNTS THANK YOU CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • THANKS FOR ALL THE ROAR-GASMS DINOSAUR T-REX FUNNY VALENTINES ANNIVERSARY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANKS FOR EVERYTHING CUNTS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • FATHER'S DAY CARDS

  • THANKS FOR NEVER WALKING OUT ON ME PIERS MORGAN FATHER’S DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • THANKS FOR NOT BEING A PRICK VALENTINE’S ANNIVERSARY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • THANKS TWAT – FUNNY THANK YOU CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, TIGER KING!

  • THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN MADE ME FORGET YOUR CARD JOE EXOTIC TIGER KING

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

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