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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • 100% JUICE. NO SEEDS. HAPPY VASECTOMY card

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CHOOSE AGE

  • 18th Birthday Card – Time to grow the fuck up! (CHOOSE ANY AGE)

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  • MAGNETS

  • 2 X FAT CUNT FRIDGE MAGNETS

  • $2.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CHRISTMAS CARDS, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • 2020. WHAT A LOAD OF OLD BOLLOCKS THAT WAS NEW YEAR CARD

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  • NOTEBOOKS, PENS

  • 4 RANDOM PENS FOR £5.00!

  • $5.00 – $9.50
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  • CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB

  • 9 months in the tum, you should’ve taken it up the bum! pregnancy card

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • A CARD FULL OF CUNTS! OFFENSIVE CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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  • CHRISTMAS CARDS

  • A GINGER CUNT IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS

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  • CHRISTMAS CARDS

  • A GINGER IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • A KISS, A CUDDLE, A CHEEKY FINGER. VALENTINE’S, ANNIVERSARY.

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, THANK YOU CARDS

  • A MASSIVE CARD FOR A MASSIVE CUNT

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  • LEAVING CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • ABOUT FUCKING TIME Leaving Card

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  • MOTHER'S DAY CARDS

  • AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART MOTHER’S DAY CARD

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  • FATHER'S DAY CARDS

  • AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART PISS OFF FATHER’S DAY CARD

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  • FATHER'S DAY CARDS

  • AM I YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD? FLOW CHART PISS/FUCK SIBLING/S OFF FATHER’S DAY CARD

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – You Miserable Twat

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – Cunty Chops

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – I will love you even When it Shrivels Up

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – I will love you even When You Start smelling of Piss

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – Surprised you haven’t stabbed each other yet

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – Surprised you lasted this long

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – To the best pair of cunts I know

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – You miserable pair of Cunts

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • Anniversary Card – You still make my tits tingle

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