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  • WEDDING / ENGAGEMENT CARDS

  • ON OUR WEDDING DAY, LET’S GROW OLD AND FAT TOGETHER

  • $3.50 – $5.00
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, PERSONALISED CUSTOM

  • ONLY CUNTS ARE CALLED CARD – ADD ANY NAME!

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • ONLY CUNTS DON’T HAVE TATTOOS CARD

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • ONLY CUNTS DRIVE A BMW

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • ONLY CUNTS DRIVE AN AUDI

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • ONLY CUNTS HAVE TATTOOS CARD

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • PASTY BASHER Funny Card

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • PENBLWYDD HAPUS CONT (cunt) – WELSH CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • MOVING HOME CARDS, PERSONALISED CUSTOM

  • Personalise it! New home / Moving in – CONGRATS ON THE NEW GAFF, TAKE A DUMP

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • PERSONALISED CUSTOM

  • PERSONALISE YOUR CARD – FILL YOUR FUCKING BOOTS!

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • PIERS MORGAN FUNNY VALENTINES ANNIVERSARY CARD – I WONT WALK OUT ON YOU

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • PISSY PANTS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • PROSECCO, HOW CLASSY LADIES GET CUNTED CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Queen Cunt card – for any occasion

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • Retirement Card – Commiserations to your wife (or husband)

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • Retirement Card – Thank fuck! As much use as Tits on a Fish

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES ARE RED MY TAMPON IS TOO, SORRY MY DARLING IT’S PORNHUB FOR YOU!. Funny card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES ARE RED YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES EVEN THOUGH YOUR FLAPS TOUCH THE INSIDE OF YOUR THIGHS

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • Roses are red, and also pink, two in the foo, one in the stink! FUNNY VALENTINES DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES ARE RED, I’M SHIT AT POETRY I LOVE YOUR “CHOOSE WORD” FUNNY ANNIVERSARY VALENTINES CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • Roses are red, My Mind is twisted, bend over love, you’re about to get fisted!

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES ARE RED, YOU ARE A CUNT AND YOU’RE LOVED BY ONE TOO VALENTINES DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES RED – I USE MY HAND WHEN I THINK OF YOU FUNNY VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • ROSES RED I HAVE CHLAMYDIA AND NOW YOU DO TOO. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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