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  • Congratulations on Your Pregnancy – Hope you don’t Shit yourself During Labour

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  • Congratulations on Your Pregnancy Card – Your Minge is going to be in Tatters

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  • CONGRATULATIONS on your promotion – how many cocks did you suck to get that?

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  • CONGRATULATIONS on your promotion – Now you get paid even more to be a cunt

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  • Congratulations passing your driving test – About fucking time too!

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  • Congratulations pregnancy – here’s to having massive boobs

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, PERSONALISED CUSTOM

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT! ( stick stick ) CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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  • CUNT HEART RED BADGE 3 for 2!

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  • Cunt in Heart – Anniversary / Valentine card

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  • CUNT OF THE WEEK STICKERS!

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  • CUNT OF THE YEAR TROPHY – any occasion card

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  • DAD HAPPY THE DAY YOU FELL OUT OF NANS FANNY CARD

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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, CONGRATULATIONS / PREGNANCY / BABY / JOB, MASSIVE FLAPS & BALL SACKS RANGE, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • DANCE YOUR FUCKING FLAPS OFF! MASSIVE FLAPS CARD FOR ANY OCCASION

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  • Did you know, Your eyebrows are the same colour as your pubes? Card

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  • DO NOT CHEW ITS BEEN UP MY ARSE FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

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