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  • CHRISTMAS CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SION CONT NADOLIG LLAWEN CYMRAEG WELSH CHRISTMAS CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, PERSONALISED CUSTOM

  • SLAG CARD – UPLOAD YOUR OWN PIC / PHOTO / IMAGE / PERSONALISED

  • $4.50 – $6.75
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, TIGER KING!, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SLATHER YOU IN SARDINE OIL FEED YOU TO MY MASSIVE PUSSY CAROLE BASKIN TIGER KING FUNNY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SMASH MY GASH Funny Card

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SMITHY’S INDIAN LIST, CHICKEN BHUNA… CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SNIP SNIP HOORAY! Funny Vasectomy card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SO LONG SWIMMERS! Funny Vasectomy card

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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • So Sad you’re Leaving card (office, Co-workers, Retirement)

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Sorry you didn’t pass your A Levels card, we all know you’re a thick cunt

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • SORRY YOU’RE LEAVING CARD

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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • Sorry you’re Leaving Card – Judas Cunt (office worker, co-worker, retirement)

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • LEAVING CARDS

  • SORRY YOU’RE LEAVING, FUCKING TRAITOR

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • SORRY YOU’RE LOSING THE BEST EXCUSE FOR ANAL! Funny Vasectomy card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • STEVIE WONDER – EVEN THOUGH I WONT SEE YOU Funny Birthday card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • PENS

  • STOP COPYING MY SHIT YOU THICK CUNT FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • STICKERS

  • STOP PARKING LIKE A DICK STICKERS!

  • $3.45 – $10.45
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • STUCK UP BITCH – ALL OCCASION CARD

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  • BADGES

  • SUPER CUNT BLUE BADGE 3 for 2!

  • $2.85
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  • BADGES

  • SUPER TWAT BLUE BADGE 3 for 2!

  • $2.85
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SWEAR TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, PERFECT MAN!

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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • SWEAR TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, PERFECT WOMAN!

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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Sweary Insulting Offensive card for her

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • Sweary Insulting Offensive card for him

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  • SWEARY SOCKS

  • SWEARY SOCKS

  • $6.00
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