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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, MULTI-PACK CARDS

  • I hope you have a Cunting good Birthday CARDS MULTI-PACK x 5

  • $13.00
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS

  • I HOPE YOU HAVE A SWAFFLING GOOD BIRTHDAY

  • $4.00 – $4.75
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  • PENS

  • I IDENTIFY AS A CUNT FUNNY NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I KNEW IT WAS LOVE, WHEN I FARTED AND YOU LAUGHED

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I KNEW IT WAS LOVE, WHEN YOU HEARD ME HAVING A SHIT, AND DIDN’T RUN AWAY

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • GET WELL SOON, SELF ISOLATING RANGE

  • I LICKED THIS CARD FUNNY SELF ISOLATION CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I LOVE EWE. VALENTINE’S / ANNIVERSARY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • I LOVE PICKING SHIT OFF MY ARSE WIITH MY TEETH AND THEN LICKING YOUR FACE FUNNY DOG CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS

  • I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANDLE YOUR TOOLS ANNIVERSARY CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GINGER PUBES CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST AS CUNTY AS ME

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I Love You Even When Your Lady Garden has Overgrown – Valentine’s Day Card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I Love you So Much Even When your Minge is Stubbly Valentines Day Card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I love you with all my CUNT Anniversary Valentine’s day card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I love you with all my tits Anniversary / Valentine Card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I love you, you Minge Teasing Bastard Valentine / Anniversary Card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I Love Your Baps – Anniversary / Valentine card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • LEAVING CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • I really fucking miss your face card leaving card

  • $4.00 – $6.25
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  • PENS

  • I SCRATCH MY SHITTER WITH THIS PEN NOVELTY PEN

  • $2.50 – $6.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I use your Razor to shave my Fanny – Anniversary / Valentine card

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • ANNIVERSARY CARDS, VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I WANT TO ROLL YOU UP INTO A TINY BALL AND PUT YOU UP MY FANNY

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I want to Tongue Punch your fart box!

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

  • I WANT TOFU TONIGHT VALENTINE CARD

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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  • BIRTHDAY CARDS, OFFENSIVE CARDS

  • I wanted to get you a funnier card, but because you’re an old cunt, you’d probably piss yourself

  • $4.00 – $5.50
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